Morning coffee in Summerland...

So Bob, on the left says "Everybody knows Dave's married to his tractor. I asked him if the tractor was jealous when he got the dog." 

Then Killian on the right pipes up  "Oh did you hear there was an ad in the paper that said 'Looking to find a wife with tractor. Send picture of tractor.'" Ok so that's as old as the surrounding hills. But it's still a good one...

Bob asks Dave what he has to do today. "Well I got to go to the hardware store. Then I got to go to the beer store." Bob says "Jeez Dave, you've got a full day."

 

 

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